Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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A Whore-iblely Awesome Revenge

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So my sophomore year of college, I decided to get an apartment with my best friend from Freshman year. Unfortunately nobody warned me what an absolutely horrible idea that was, and boy did I find out for myself. First, she was a SLOB. She would leave dirty dishes in the sink for weeks on end, never took out the trash and would leave empty food containers all over the floor. She constantly had her loud obnoxious friends over when I was working, and always asked me to do stuff for her with nothing in return. But my biggest thing is she was ALWAYS bringing over guys to have sex with. All the time. They were all awkward and weird and some even tried to hit on me. Gross. Then she claimed she had no time to take out the trash, just time to fuck. Clearly. After a few months I couldn't stand it anymore. She'd slept and liked this one guy (one of the only one's who was normal) and we became close friends. She claimed his penis was so big it "broke her". So, Him and I were flirting for a little, nothing serious, and one day he came over. I'd always found him attractive, so we decided to start making out. Feeling a little devious, he pushed me against our connecting wall and we started having very loud, very intense sex. ( We knew she was in her room) After we finished, about an hour later, I walked him out when he quite loudly said outside of her door that I was "the best he'd ever had" Take that whore ;)

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