Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You've made a big piss-steak.

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My boyfriend and I moved in with this control freak second semester. We thought he was okay at first, aside from having to report where we were and ask permission before we brought people over, but things started to go downhill shortly after. Long story short, this asshole decided that "due to a lack of respect" that he was kicking us out. He said we had two hours to pack our shit and go. Big mistake. We laughed in his face, and he ended up calling the cops, which did nothing for him. We ended up moving out the next day, but not until we thoroughly trashed the apartment. A mixture of piss, salad dressing, fruit punch, dip spit and shrimp sauce coated the walls and carpet. Have fun cleaning that out. We also turned that leaky faucet on full blast and put your couch under it. Hope it wasn't too flooded when you found it. We keyed your new car too. Oh, and we pissed in your listerine bottles and contact lens solution, but that not even the best thing. You remember those old used syringes from the previous roommate you kicked out, pussy? Well, we filled them up with a mixture of piss and shit and injected them into the steaks you grilled for your party that we ditched out on. Yeah, it was definitely a piss-steak, I mean mistake, to fuck with us.

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