Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

So many bodily fluids, so little time.

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I've lived with the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG roommates for almost 2 years now and they all make fun of me to my face thinking I'm oblivious to it. So I laugh right along with them but I'm laughing for a completely different reason. Every time they bust on me I would make it a point to do one of the following 1)piss in the orange juice, they wondered how orange juice went bad so quick 2)rub their toothbrush over my dick or the toilet, usually alternating between the two 3) blow a load in their white shampoo, my personal favorite, man was their hair shiny 4) I'm tech savy so I made sure their PC broke down on a monthly basis; they thought it was for too much porn! 5) piss on some of their clothes on the weekends so they thought they just pissed themselves 6) sometimes if they had some sort of white condiment in the fridge (mayonnaise anyone?) I would blow a load into it...trust me they deserved it. They were terrible roomates, blared music, never cleaned, always left a huge mess, broke things in the apartment and didn't fix them, broke some of my stuff and wouldn't be a man and take responsibility for it, oh yea and they drugged me with ruffies. Oh and on top of all that, I can't wait till they try and get jobs when you google their names and blacked out photos of themselves show up, thanks to myself. Well fellas thanks for the beer, parties, ladies, and best of all a lifetime of laughs :)

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