I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
So many bodily fluids, so little time.
I've lived with the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG roommates for almost 2 years now and they all make fun of me to my face thinking I'm oblivious to it. So I laugh right along with them but I'm laughing for a completely different reason. Every time they bust on me I would make it a point to do one of the following 1)piss in the orange juice, they wondered how orange juice went bad so quick 2)rub their toothbrush over my dick or the toilet, usually alternating between the two 3) blow a load in their white shampoo, my personal favorite, man was their hair shiny 4) I'm tech savy so I made sure their PC broke down on a monthly basis; they thought it was for too much porn! 5) piss on some of their clothes on the weekends so they thought they just pissed themselves 6) sometimes if they had some sort of white condiment in the fridge (mayonnaise anyone?) I would blow a load into it...trust me they deserved it. They were terrible roomates, blared music, never cleaned, always left a huge mess, broke things in the apartment and didn't fix them, broke some of my stuff and wouldn't be a man and take responsibility for it, oh yea and they drugged me with ruffies. Oh and on top of all that, I can't wait till they try and get jobs when you google their names and blacked out photos of themselves show up, thanks to myself. Well fellas thanks for the beer, parties, ladies, and best of all a lifetime of laughs :)
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.