I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
If you never tell them, is it still a prank?
Two years ago I decided it was time to prank some friends and one of my roommates. This was not because they did anything that annoyed me or that they deserved it, but simply because it was April Fools. After watching Dumb and Dumber I was quite enticed by the turbo lax scene and was then dead set on somehow pulling this off myself. After brainstorming for a bit I decided chocolate laxative cookies would be the best bet. I then proceeded to bake a dozen jumbo size chocolate chip cookies laced with 4x the recommended dosage of the chocolate laxatives and 3 cookies that were clean. then i took these cookies to movie night with some friends and set them on the table. I then ate one of the non lax cookies that i had strategically placed on top to show that they were safe. After I took the initial bite my friends dug in. For the next 12-24 hours 6 of my closest friends (4 guys 2 girls) butt holes were on fire due to flaming diarrhea every 30 mins. The next day I told them that it hit me as well and must have been some bad ground beef that we used for burgers.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.