I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
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My roommate is a decent human being to talk to, but his nonverbal actions would make anyone go crazy. He eats chips and nuts obnoxiously loud with his mouth open, smells, slams the door in the early mornings, leaves for home on the weekends without turning off his 730am alarm... and the list goes on and on. He's a smart kid, but he thinks he's the most clever kid to have lived. He always has these stupid little experiments in our room that are just worthless, like burning vegetable oil and other random shit that smells, or tries new ways to get rid of his excessive acne (which actually makes his acne worse and leads to him popping his zits on our mirror, which he never cleans). After talking to him numerous times about all of these things, he still hasn't changed. At the beginning of the year, he bought a 40 dollar, loud-ass dehydrator because he was going to use it for multiple reasons like meat, veggies, and of course his stupid little experiments. Well this lasted for about a week before he got tired of it and he hasn't used the damned thing since. The other weekend when he was gone and his fucking alarm went off at 730, i couldnt get back to sleep, so i took the liberty of pissing in a bag of doritos he had, threw them in the dehydrator, and before he got back, put the chips back in the bag. The first thing he does when he gets back? Opens up his bag of piss-covered chips and starts crunching with his mouth open. It didn't even bother me... I just sat back and smiled
Ian Huntley |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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