I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
The mess that broke the camel's back.
I live in a house with three other guys. Pretty good set up. We're all good friends--good enough that we all share groceries--and we keep to ourselves enough that we rarely get on each other's nerves. Except for my one roommate. This guy leaves a mess everywhere he goddamn goes. As I'm writing this, there's his week-old mess of school work on the living room table, his day-old mess on the stove, his hair in the drain catch from his week's worth of showers. Not only that, he's always buying groceries that he doesn't share (bags of chips in particular) and then asking us to pay for them. AND--this is ridiculous--he throws his cigarette butts out the attic window, which land on the porch roof, which the cat then picks up and hides in my room, even though I've asked him not to do this. Last week I came home from a long day on campus, walked in the door, tripping over his mess of shoes, and the first thing I saw was his mess in the kitchen, the dining room, and the living room. Something in me snapped. Knowing my roommates would all be home soon, I started running around the house in a state of rage. I opened the fridge and saw a glass of juice he was saving for later, and I dipped my penis in it. I pulled his hair from the shower drain and stuck it in his coat pocket. I picked up all of his mess of books, papers, and what else, and I dumped them all onto his bed. Seeing several empty chip bags in his room, I sprinkled all the crumbs onto the pile on his bed, and arranged the bags so it looked like the cat had done it. And just to top it off, I brushed my armpit hair with his toothbrush. The bastard's so oblivious, I don't think he noticed any of it. Like I said, he's still leaving messes all over the house, even after everything I did. That being the case, I don't feel TOO guilty now that I've started banging his girlfriend. She's smokin' hot.
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My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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