Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Target practice.

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After coming back from my combat deployment overseas I moved in with some friends of mine who are pretty awesome. I also took a night shift job while going back to college. But the neighbors are a nightmare. For starters they are all fat and delusional, and basically bitchy. Imagine if you will a disgustingly obese woman (we are talking 300+ pounds) who thinks she is a slender sexy model because they can get some drugged up alcoholic to sleep with them. Those are our neighbors. Aside from leaving their trash in our yard and waking me up in the middle of the day because of their bullshit, the line was drawn when they started calling my girlfriend an ugly slut (I actually have an attractive girlfriend, she used to model). So I started getting my revenge in subtle ways. On Independence Day my roommate and I got drunk and shot fireworks at their car in hopes of blowing it up, And lately I have taken to shooting birds off the fence with a pellet rifle and throwing the carcasses in their yard, i get around 10 a day. I have gotten pretty good, and as a result I have maxed my shooting score in the Army.

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