I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Hooters Hijinks
I live with a friend I met in college and his girlfriend. When she first moved in with us, she and I would both go out looking for jobs. On one of these days, while he was at work and we were looking to make scratch, we stop at a Hooters for lunch. She had been making jokes here and there throughout the day about leaving him for a girl. As we all know, at Hooters waitresses leave a napkin with their name on it. For some reason it was given to the girl. As I'm sitting there drinking a beer, an wonderful idea struck me to pull a prank on him (he and I joke a lot with each other.) I pulled out my phone and jotted under the waitress' name a local friend's cell number. His girlfriend snapped a picture and sent it to him, and said she was going to be going home with her when her shift was over. This sent my friend at work over the edge. He ended up calling his boss and leaving because he started to have a panic attack. When we got home, we found him on the couch, shaking with a bottle of whiskey, that was very full, with only a shot left in it. It still makes us giggle.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.