Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Thank god for homophobia.

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My first year in college I had a roommate who believed he was a vampire. He was really into Satan and Vampire role playing games. At first it was amusing to observe his reality from outside until he started playing live action vampire and cutting himself. He fell in love with a female friend of mine who would have nothing to do with him. He threatened suicide and even wrote a note saying he had gone to the state park to off himself. My girlfriend went to find him, and she did, he was crying that he lost the only bullet he had taken to do the deed. By this time I had had enough of his shit so I decided it was time I come out gay to him since I had to deal with his emotional garbage. The very next day I was met by the maintenance guy cleaning my dorm room. My psychotic bloodsucking roommate was afraid the gay boy was going to rape him in his sleep and he moved out. I thanked God he made me gay that day.

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