Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Double pink eye for a double ho

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Dude, remember how last semester you and your girlfriend tried bossing me around about everything in my own place? You both yelled at me at 3 a.m. because I was only wearing boxers and I should have more clothes on around her, even though she had her own place and wasn't suppose to be staying over at ours. Both of you also stole my food, violated my space by having sex on a blow up bed in the middle of the living room, and kept me up with sex when you were in the bedroom we shared. Well when that nasty hoe started sleeping on the couch, I went over and wiped my ass with her pillow. She got double pink eye. I do not apologize because it got her to stay the hell away from my apartment.

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