I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Remind me never to go to Sparta.
At first, when you filled the vacant slot the exchange student had left, I thought it would be nice to have a feminine touch around the appartment. Little did I know, you were actually a she-man in disguise: You never did the dishes, you left horrendous poos in the bathroom, and somehow you managed to consistantly eat the very last of my kraft dinner and pizza pops. Fine, I'll can deal--thats just the normal shit you expect when you live with someone. But then you and your crew of drunken banshees began spreading rumors that I was gay, simply because you walked in on me (coincidentally) in the nude and aroused, while watching the glory that is Gerard Butler in "300," and then again while watching Russell Crowe in "The Gladiator." You and your boyfriend are both considerably larger than me; therefore, a backhand would have been out of the question. So for the next few months when I pleasured myself in the shower, I would unscrew the lid to your conditioner and ejaculate into it. I would also climax into your moisturizure as well. The thought of you rubbing my semen all over your face and hair every morning was unbelievably satisfying, especially when you began to complain about your face feeling "sticky." Maybe it was uncalled for, but as Leonidas would say, "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!"
Graeme P. |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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