I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
In honor of Mr. Trololo's passing.
I was just coming home from a session with Mary, Jane and Herb. My roommate, who is super nerd, literally, kinda, was sleeping. Now, we have this 4 foot bong, that we bought together. Well, I guess he bought it himself... but... I claim some ownership to it anyway. Soon I start thinking to myself "Wtf should I do? :S" And then it his me. The four footer. And COD 4. So I snuck into his room, and I took the bong, and then I snuck into this closet, and I took his stash. And I proceeded to light a fire in the kitchen. I started to melt, so I turned on some tunes. Jammed to Hendrix for a while. But then I got tired... so I stopped doing that and came to your site. And I clicked on the Trolololo video. It brought me to, not only tears, but to loud honking noises and childish squeals of giggly laughter. Apparently, my commotion woke my roommate up, but I didn't realize this fact in time for, all of a sudden...... BAM! I GET PUNCHED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Like, an effing cheapshot! IN THE DARK! So I'm like "Wth man, why would you do that?" Everything's like all slow motion. I have an urge to watch the Matrix. And he's like- "Because you're a dweeb, and that's my weed." And then he took the bong away! So thanks a lot. And my neck still hurts man, from like whiplash or something. Maybe I just slept on it wrong. But like I look like a retarded seal when I try to look around.
Aaron Byrd |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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