I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
In honor of Mr. Trololo's passing.
I was just coming home from a session with Mary, Jane and Herb. My roommate, who is super nerd, literally, kinda, was sleeping. Now, we have this 4 foot bong, that we bought together. Well, I guess he bought it himself... but... I claim some ownership to it anyway. Soon I start thinking to myself "Wtf should I do? :S" And then it his me. The four footer. And COD 4. So I snuck into his room, and I took the bong, and then I snuck into this closet, and I took his stash. And I proceeded to light a fire in the kitchen. I started to melt, so I turned on some tunes. Jammed to Hendrix for a while. But then I got tired... so I stopped doing that and came to your site. And I clicked on the Trolololo video. It brought me to, not only tears, but to loud honking noises and childish squeals of giggly laughter. Apparently, my commotion woke my roommate up, but I didn't realize this fact in time for, all of a sudden...... BAM! I GET PUNCHED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Like, an effing cheapshot! IN THE DARK! So I'm like "Wth man, why would you do that?" Everything's like all slow motion. I have an urge to watch the Matrix. And he's like- "Because you're a dweeb, and that's my weed." And then he took the bong away! So thanks a lot. And my neck still hurts man, from like whiplash or something. Maybe I just slept on it wrong. But like I look like a retarded seal when I try to look around.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.