I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Habanero peppers.
My first roommate was a total deusch. After dropping all of his classes, he used our dorm to bring all his druggy friends over to get high. Over the course of the semester, I tried to not let him eating all of my food, lending my clothes out to stoner strangers, and having random weirdos over at all hours of the day/night, but once my MP3 player, wallet, and phone charger went missing, I had had enough. I brought these homemade fire hot habanero peppers that have been known to send people to the hospital, and decided to empty the juice into his bag of tobacco, his bag of weed, all over his keyboard, and any place I could think of that would come into contact with his or his friends' fingers. It was perfect timing because he returned nearly ten minutes after I had committed my deed, and he brought these strange girls to sit in the dorm while he went for a drug run. As they went on the computer, one got the pepper mix into her eye. Naturally, she wore contacts and requested that I find her some eye drops, being sinister I handed her some lens cleaner. Once my roommate returned he couldn't keep up with the chaos, and I decided to fetch the RA. He was caught with his drugs and paraphernalia. Within two weeks I had the dorm to myself for the rest of the school year. To this day I hate theiving, pothead, stoners, but thanks for the enjoyable memories!
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.