Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Habanero peppers.

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My first roommate was a total deusch. After dropping all of his classes, he used our dorm to bring all his druggy friends over to get high. Over the course of the semester, I tried to not let him eating all of my food, lending my clothes out to stoner strangers, and having random weirdos over at all hours of the day/night, but once my MP3 player, wallet, and phone charger went missing, I had had enough. I brought these homemade fire hot habanero peppers that have been known to send people to the hospital, and decided to empty the juice into his bag of tobacco, his bag of weed, all over his keyboard, and any place I could think of that would come into contact with his or his friends' fingers. It was perfect timing because he returned nearly ten minutes after I had committed my deed, and he brought these strange girls to sit in the dorm while he went for a drug run. As they went on the computer, one got the pepper mix into her eye. Naturally, she wore contacts and requested that I find her some eye drops, being sinister I handed her some lens cleaner. Once my roommate returned he couldn't keep up with the chaos, and I decided to fetch the RA. He was caught with his drugs and paraphernalia. Within two weeks I had the dorm to myself for the rest of the school year. To this day I hate theiving, pothead, stoners, but thanks for the enjoyable memories!

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