I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Over spring break, my boyfriend and I were hanging out at my house, and I had my back turned to him when he started yelling "Anna! Anna! Come look at this! ANNA!" I thought that it was probably something fantastic, so when I went to look, and found him freaking out at my backyard, I didn't get it. It was only when he finished "Anna! Look! There's a family of squirrels! Son of a bitch!" and then carried a chair to the porch to watch them like a TV show that I realized two things. First, my boyfriend is ridiculously excitable. Second, maybe most people don't have squirrel families.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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