I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
The only thing better than watching someone else screw up is making fun of it afterwards.
On a recent trip, my friends and I called for an elevator; the elevator was already occupied with a sleepy mechanic. Shortly after I stopped recording I notified the nearest security of this event, we went back to that elevator and he was still there...snoozin'. The security guard helped him out tho.
I live in an apartment with my mom and she likes to burn incents alot. Today when I came home the smoke had gotten so thick that when it got through the doorway it caused the whole apartment building's fire alarm to go off. When my mom saw the fire trucks arriving she snuck out of the apartment and just sat in the car while I had to try and explain myself to the cops. The cop... Read More » told me to quit smoking indoors and stop blaming it on my mom.
My friend and I were at a party one night and found this really, REALLY hot chick. We kind of chilled for a little bit, and enough time passed for my friend to get higher than Doug Benson in "Super High Me". The problem is that when he's high, he gets extremely paranoid....I dunno why. Anyway, being the cool wingman, I told the hot chick to go over and say hi to my "high as Lucy... Read More » in the Sky with Diamonds" friend. So she did. She tapped him on the shoulder, to which she promptly got a hard, loud cracking slap to the cheek. Smooth move, Ex-lax.
Todd McTavish |
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