I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
And maybe for my next wish...
So I did post a part of this story before, forgive me, but I thought you deserved the whole thing. My boyfriend and I were on his couch making out the other day, after casually turning on the television, not paying much attention to what was on. A few seconds later, we realized star wars was playing. Me, not thinking anything of it, continued making out with him. I then kissed his neck, and hugged him. After about 30 seconds he was still motionless. I said "You're watching Star Wars aren't you?" to which he responded "I don't want to say yes... but it's not no...". In order to fix the situation, I decided to flash him. His response? "Star Wars and boobs, best day ever!" A few minutes later this happened again, only this time, instead of flashing him, I went for the epic staredown method. After a while of this, he stopped, his only response being "I wish your boobs could shoot lasers." I wholeheartedly agreed.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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