I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Rough Roomate Love
My roommate is so loud in bed (whether with a guy or by herself) that she has woken us all up multiple times. Despite regular complaints, she doesn't control herself no matter who is home, if significant others are over or what time of day it is. She masturbates every day. One time, I was so annoyed I tried to embarrass her by applauding and cheering, but she couldn't hear me over herself. I have never managed to orgasm (which she knows), so this is getting old really fast. + this if you think this should escalate into a Roommate Confession-level retaliation.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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