Does anyone else ever tell themselves that they are going to go to bed early, so they can wake up and do stuff in the morning and be an active member of society? In reality though, they end up surfing the web till 7 am and consequently fall asleep and wake up some time before dinner? This is the life of a lonely 70 year old ='(
The first CH All Nighter, 2008
The night before an exam, which I was not prepared for, it started snowing. Of course, I was praying for a snow day. I spent 1/3 of the night studying and the rest following the snow storm. I kept going outside to make sure it was still snowing and looked at online weather reports. The depth kept increasing and the entire night I was thinking come on 7 inches, 7 inches, you can... Read More » deliver snow, you can do it. When it got to 7 inches and I got the text message saying campus was closed I launched my hands up in the air yelling "Yessss, there is a God!!" I learned more about that one blizzard than I did in the class. Best part it was Friday so I had the whole weekend to study.
When I was about 16, my friend and I decided that we were going to stay up all night doing 99 stock battles on Super Smash Bros. Melee. It was getting really late, and our once epic battles turned to tired button-mashing. Just as we are about to call it quits and go to bed, I look along the wall on the floor, and see a scorpion just crawling along. We're both terrified of these... Read More » things, and neither of us have proper shoes, or even want to go near it. I successfully trapped the scorpion with a box so that my friend could go get her dad to help us. It escaped the box while she was gone a few times, but eventually he did come and squish the damn thing for us, with the advice that "It's really late, girls, you should go to sleep." We couldn't.
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