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Every year, around the holidays, I pull a prank on some poor unfortunate soul at our local outlet mall. First, I'll get a box that will hold a generous amount of horse crap that I get from my own horses. Next, I find some very festive wrapping paper and a bright bow, and wrap the box like a present. Now, people are dirty rotten thieves at this mall. You can't leave anything unattended. I leave the 'present' on the hood of some empty car in the parking lot, and watch from a safe distance. Often, someone will casually steal the present off of the car, and walk away. Surprise, bitch!
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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