I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
She will not do it when watching tv any more....
Me and my girlfriend were hanging out watching jackass reruns when we started fooling around. Well need less to say we started doing it doggie style all was good untill The skit when weeman was dressed up like an oompa loompa I started laughing but still trying to do the job. She started getting mad and pushed me off I was laying there laughing so hard. Till this day ever time she sees jack ass comes on or hears someone mention it she just glares at me.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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