I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Oh, He knew...
Me and my roommate threw a party at our place just last weekend. It was a great bash filled with people. Well my roommate was talking to this girl and they started to hit it off. one thing led to another and they bang in his room. When all is said and done, she confesses to him that she had a boyfriend. He felt so bad, going up to me and my girlfriend and discussing how much of an asshole he felt like. Next morning roles around, both us of us sitting on the couch hungover, I asked, "You ok bud? You were pretty down last night" to which he replies "Oh I'm great! I knew she had a boyfriend the whole time, I just didn't to seem like an asshole". Atta be bud
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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