I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It's probably true anyways..
My boyfriend and I are both servers at the same restaurant. Last night at work, he came around the corner and with both of his pointer fingers quickly poked my boobs then walked off. Embarrassingly enough, a customer saw it and told me I should report sexual harassment to my boss. Not wanting my boyfriend to get in trouble, I told her that he had special needs and was hired as part of a special program that creates jobs for character building. Now everytime she comes in she says "HEL-LO!" very loudly and slowly to him like he is deaf. The things I do for that boy..
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