I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It was my birthday and in the morning me and my girl were getting ready to do it and I was going down on her to get her ready. We were both naked and all of a sudden my door opens (I thought it was locked) and my best friend walks in and sees me naked in my girls crotch. I looked at him and said this better be good. He told me he peed the couch and to make up for it he shoveled the snow off the driveway and the cars and just walked out of my room.
PJ Moses |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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