I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
He Was Thinking The Same
My now exboyfriend and I had been going out for about a year, and we decided to have sex for the first time. I was a virgin at the time, so it was a pretty big deal to me. We both had pretty strict parents, so we actually ended up in a dressing room at Sears. It was getting really hot, so I grabbed the condom out of my bag, and he was putting it on. All the sudden we hear someone going into the one next to us. We decided that it would be better just to wait until he was done so we didn't get caught. As we're sitting there together naked trying to stay quiet and trying to save the mood, we hear this guy start making weird moaning sounds while he was trying on a pair of pants. Needless to say, when he finished (not sure what context to use there) and he left, we let out a few laughs before finishing ourselves.
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