I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Welcome to Mordor.
My boyfriend and I live in different states, but we Skype and watch movies online together every night. Over the course of three or so days we had a Lord of the Rings marathon, since he had only seen the first one. When he came to visit in May, a few weeks later, we were trying to have sex together for the first time, but it wasn't working out as we had hoped. Both of us were nervous and worried that my roommates would be back any second. We decided to try again at a better time and just tried to laugh it off. So I jokingly said "one does not simply walk into Mordor." A couple days later when we finished having sex, he proudly proclaimed "I walked into Mordor!" with his fist in the air.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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