in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Thank God i smoke
This is a long story, but definitely one of the scariest and smartest high moments of my life. So when i was in college, i loved smoking weed. I had just picked up a half ounce from my dealer and lived in the dorms at the time. The next day when i got back from class, THE ENTIRE 3RD FLOOR REEKED! I quickly ran into my room and started stashing my goods. About thirty seconds later, campus security came knocking at my door saying that this room was where the smell was coming from. They called up the head RA and the RD into my room with them and said if i didnt fess up, they would call the drug dogs in. I fessed up and told them i would give them my stuff. The next thing was the smartest thing i have ever done in my life while being high. I went over to where i stashed the weed It was in a jar inside one of my bins with food in it. i completely emptied the jar of weed into a box of granola, AND GAVE THEM MY EMPTY STASH JAR! To make things even better, the security guy started talking to me and he sat down ON THE BIN WHERE THE WEED WAS STASHED! I was trying to hold back a laughing so hard. He even told me i had some great smelling stuff and that stoners are easier to deal with than drunks. i spent the next hour picking granola out of my nugs
I Fought the Law
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I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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