I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Urmm...Now bear with me with me while I explain ...
Okay, so me and this girl met at badminton training, we started talking and then became really close and started to fall in love with each other (awwww) But there was a complication, because of how far she lived away I only got to see her at training. This meant we couldn't go near each other or interact the way we wanted to around each other because, let's face it the rest of the team were dicks. But then out of the blue! The perfect oppurtunity, our team were going to a massive tournament in which we would have our own rooms in a university campus, success! We would finally be able to meet up without anyone else being able to see us during matches and go at each other. But imagine my suprise as I arrive and see the total dick of the team flirting with her, and hugging her and stuff, now that stung. So I decided to do whats best and completely ignore her for the first two days; and this was hardcore ignoring like she could be right next to me and I wouldn't glance in her direction. Yet this is where it gets interesting; that night me and my other team mates find out the total dick is homosexual! To conclude, I've been ignoring the girl I love (and later found out she cried about this) in the perfect oppurtunity to finally have what we always wanted because she got a gay best friend. That, my friends, was hard to explain.
Sam D |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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