Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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You made your own bed, now lie in it.

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My freshman roommate was a great drinking buddy, he just had a particular flaw. He would drink so much that he would become unconcious and yet still operate on some subconcious, robotic level. On several occasions he would get up at night and relieve himself in a corner, on a desk, and of course, all over my library books. One night I awoke to the terrible sound a zipper being lowered to see him standing over me. I quickly sprung into action and grabbed him by the shoulders, turned him around and directed him towards his bed. He proceeded to piss all over it. Afterwords he just simply climbed back into bed and went back to sleep.

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