I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Bros take the fun out of video games
During my junior year in college I lived with 4 guys in a dorm and they were pretty cool, but one of them was so annoying and acts like a total bro. I was bored one day and decided to play my xbox 360 and see’s me playing and wants to join on the action. It was fun at first until he wanted to play every single day even though I had projects and papers to work on. Over the year I kept turning him down because I was tired of playing with him daily he even called me a “jerk” for not wanting to hang with him. He loves to trash talk whenever he wins a match going on about how I just got raped or why I’m losing so much even though I played these games more times than him, and talks how lame or gay the match was whenever he loses (He always uses the most broken, spamming, and boss like characters too). He even pulls these same actions on my other roommate (also my friend) who has ps3 and even took his controller while he was playing because he having a hard time on a certain level even though douche never played this game before. The two of the most stupidest acts he ever committed was when he bought a Ps3 controller because are roommate only had one controller so he pretty much spent $60 on a controller just to play multi-player, did I mention he doesn’t even have a PS3. The last annoying act was when he was trying to get me to play video games again even though I was clearly typing a paper and for his defense he said “broke up with his girlfriend and was really feeling down”……he was trying to keep a straight face when he said this by the way.
kadeem lawrence |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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