I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
First semester we had 3 houseboys at our sorority who we all liked and hung out with regularly. When I started dating one, a few of us girl got together and devised a plan to get back at them for teasing us so much. I asked my (ex) boyfriend a series of innocent questions, like when they'd be at their meetings and when they'd be back. One night while they were gone, we climbed in through their window and proceeded to reek havoc. Being a house full of good old college boys they had a large picture of a budweiser girl covered in beer tops hanging above their tv, well we covered her up with torn out pictures of full on naked men. Then we posted more male porn around the entire house (inside the frozen taquitos box, over the light switches, etc.) Then we filled some cups with water and worked our way from the top of the staircase to the bottom filling every stair with a line of full cups. Last but not least we tp'd their entire dining and living room, this was not an amateur job...we COVERED the place in toilet paper. A little later we got a call from them, luckily they were good sports and took it in stride. (Even though they were running late for something when they came home and couldn't get up the stairs, or see their living room) Later that night I went over there to hang out and had to point out that even though they had cleaned up, they had missed the pictures covering up their super hot chick. The beauty of this prank is that all four of the girls involved live in the sorority house, and they couldn't get us back without losing their jobs. Winning is glorious.
Emalee . |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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