Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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"Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep."

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In my small circle of friends, I'm famous for getting really trashed at parties quickly and going to bed before everyone else. It seems to be my calling card. So around this time last year, all of the guys in our on-campus apartment had a party. After the party ended and everyone crashed for the night, I woke up and sleep-walked over to my roommates' side of the room and emptied my bladder onto all of his things, namely his white plastic hamper that was filled to the brim with his clothes he was planning to wash the next day. He even woke up and yelled "What the hell are you doing?!" In my drunken state, I whispered "Nah, man. It's cool," put my finger to my lips and told him to be quiet. I picked my pants up, and went back to bed. I have received no retribution as of this date for my stunt. His fault for having a white hamper.

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