I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Note to everyone else: don't try to get with this ...
Even though I graduated last semester I still thinks this is relevant since my ex-roomie was in college. The guy who was renting a house with me was the normal d-bag you hear here on the forum; pot-head, stole food, stunk like hell, never cleaned, etc... Well one night the shit hit the fan when he was high and tried to cop a feel on my fiance and after calling him out on it I literally threw him out of the house. After he picked himself up he drove away. I decided to end this for good and since on of my majors was Criminology and I had to ride with local Deputies for an internship I had a few numbers of deputies I could call. I knew my roomie was going to his other pothead friends place so I told the deputy he could get an easy DUI arrest. What I didn't know was that he had enough pot to have the charge escalated to intent to sell (a felony in my state) and he ran when he saw the lights. After a small chase he got the car stuck and when the K-9 chased him he kicked him (another felony) but ended getting caught. Looking at about 5 years in charges he plead down to 3 years and has no idea I had anything to do with it, I think of this every day and get a small smile when I do. Rot in that cell you patchouli bastard
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My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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