Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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The year is far from over.

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Hey Suitemate! You get obnoxiously drunk every Friday and Saturday. So drunk that you usually end up puking all over the toilet by 9:00 and forcing the little old cleaning lady to clean it up on Tuesdays. Then you pass out and are sober again by the time I get home from parties. I can deal with that, College is a time for growth and acceptance. You used to be a major asshole when you were hanging out with the cool kids too. But now that theyve dumped your whiney, uptight ass you act like were all tight again. Having your roommate move out on you didnt make you realize how much you suck? Even he, who has been your friend since freshmen year of high school thinks youre a prick. And still you go around being a dick to girls, drinking heavily, and trying too hard to be the alpha male with all the things you learn from www.thepickupsrtist.com. I dealt with it; I even thought we were cool until you deliberately poured that 3-month-old curdled, green milk out on my doorstep. The milk that made me gag when I got within 20 feet and stunk up my room for days. I could hear people walking by outside and complaining about the smell. I got pissed, yes, but I didn't retaliate right away. Somehow you think thats okay. Well think again bitch. You ever wonder why all your candy goes missing just days after your mom sends you care packages? Oh yeah, thats because my roommate and I eat it all; tell her to send more Reeces. You ever wonder why your x-box "just broke"? The Internet is a great teacher, giving you the RROD (Red Ring of Death) wasnt too hard. You ever wonder why no one calls you to hang out and declines your invitations to chill? Haha, I wish I had something to do with that, but thats one category you excel in. And sleep with your eyes open Suitemate. The year is far from over.

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