I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
The year is far from over.
Hey Suitemate! You get obnoxiously drunk every Friday and Saturday. So drunk that you usually end up puking all over the toilet by 9:00 and forcing the little old cleaning lady to clean it up on Tuesdays. Then you pass out and are sober again by the time I get home from parties. I can deal with that, College is a time for growth and acceptance. You used to be a major asshole when you were hanging out with the cool kids too. But now that theyve dumped your whiney, uptight ass you act like were all tight again. Having your roommate move out on you didnt make you realize how much you suck? Even he, who has been your friend since freshmen year of high school thinks youre a prick. And still you go around being a dick to girls, drinking heavily, and trying too hard to be the alpha male with all the things you learn from www.thepickupsrtist.com. I dealt with it; I even thought we were cool until you deliberately poured that 3-month-old curdled, green milk out on my doorstep. The milk that made me gag when I got within 20 feet and stunk up my room for days. I could hear people walking by outside and complaining about the smell. I got pissed, yes, but I didn't retaliate right away. Somehow you think thats okay. Well think again bitch. You ever wonder why all your candy goes missing just days after your mom sends you care packages? Oh yeah, thats because my roommate and I eat it all; tell her to send more Reeces. You ever wonder why your x-box "just broke"? The Internet is a great teacher, giving you the RROD (Red Ring of Death) wasnt too hard. You ever wonder why no one calls you to hang out and declines your invitations to chill? Haha, I wish I had something to do with that, but thats one category you excel in. And sleep with your eyes open Suitemate. The year is far from over.
Tron Z. |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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