Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Did you expect them NOT to change the lock?

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I was new to university and living with 5 other people. They were constantly really mean to me, always going out without me, doing the weekly shopping and not telling me so I would end up having to buy everything myself. I ended up leaving university as they were making me so depressed, but before I did I left a few treats for them. I gave my boyfriend of the time head several times a day for about a week, collecting the spunk into a cup. Then I took it to the fridge and found their milk (I had my own, as they always went shopping without me) and emptied into it the nasty, gloopy contents of the spunk cup. I then got lots of my friends to pee into a bottle, and on the day I moved out, poured the contents all over the kitchen floor after piercing every single one of their beer cans from their gigantic pack with a knife - left a nice urine/beer aroma. As I came back to return the keys, the lock had been changed.

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