Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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"Wannabe lesbian emo scrotum."

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I put up with the fact that you were all two years younger than me and couldn't hold your booze, I also put up with the fact that you in particular were a spoilt brat, wannabe lesbian emo scrotum with "issues". But I could not put up with the fact that you and your cockfaced mates broke into my room and trashed it for no reason. You forgot when I moved out that I still had the key for a week after. Although I have to say I did enjoy going into the flat at 4am pissed out of my face when you were all asleep and putting every slice of bread from your loaf in my underwear and lunging, i greatly enjoyed pissing in your precious shampoo and scrubbing the dirty toilet boil with your toothbrush but my personal favorite had to be my pissed mate putting a load of her pubes all over pretty much every food item of yours she could find. It was worth all the shit you gave me just to see you everyday in lectures and know you had my piss in your hair

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