Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Just finish her!

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Last semester I came into my room after the usual study break with my roommate half expecting me to be plastered drunk. I was not, I was sober. I turned off the lights and falling asleep is generally a 20-30 minute process for me, yet my roommate assumed I had immediately passed out. Wrong. I lied there as he and his girlfriend began to do the dirty. Though extremely awkward, I could not resist the urge to burst out laughing. I kept my mouth shut the entire time as she tried her hardest to moan at a low decibel range. I heard it, along with the wrestling of the sheets. Upon finishing, I had the extreme urge to shout, "JUST FINISH HER!!!" in a mortal kombat fashion, but did not. That, ladies and gentlemen is my only regret.

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