Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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So a couple years back I had the biggest douche bag for a room mate. He was an asshole all around, always insulting everyone, drinking and eating beer and food that wasn't his, and playing the shittiest music loud as possible, and always inviting over the ugliest most annoying fat chicks. So me and my other roommate (the cool one) decided to get back at him on many different occasions. Our first and most frequent revenge we actually got off this website, we froze our urine in a cookie tray. Then at night when he was asleep we slid the frozen pee slate under his door. Then it would melt in the middle of the night, leaving his room reeking of piss. We also decided that underneath his bed would be our new personal trash can. And since he never looked under there, by the time his dad helped him move out at the end of the year, they came across 100+ beer cans and food scraps (Also making his room smell horrible). He also ran into my car one time when he was drunk driving to get fast food late one night. So I took both his license plates, both his wind sheild wipers, and poured a shit ton of "ice melting" salt into his gas tank. I don\'t know exactly what salt will do to an engine, but it probably had something to with his frequent breakdowns and stall outs. Finally to top it all off, I would masturbate into his conditioner, which he used every day. And we got him a subscription to gay porn under his name (using his stolen debit card) with his parents mailing address. His dad was not happy to find out.

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