I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Pee Cookies
So a couple years back I had the biggest douche bag for a room mate. He was an asshole all around, always insulting everyone, drinking and eating beer and food that wasn't his, and playing the shittiest music loud as possible, and always inviting over the ugliest most annoying fat chicks. So me and my other roommate (the cool one) decided to get back at him on many different occasions. Our first and most frequent revenge we actually got off this website, we froze our urine in a cookie tray. Then at night when he was asleep we slid the frozen pee slate under his door. Then it would melt in the middle of the night, leaving his room reeking of piss. We also decided that underneath his bed would be our new personal trash can. And since he never looked under there, by the time his dad helped him move out at the end of the year, they came across 100+ beer cans and food scraps (Also making his room smell horrible). He also ran into my car one time when he was drunk driving to get fast food late one night. So I took both his license plates, both his wind sheild wipers, and poured a shit ton of "ice melting" salt into his gas tank. I don\'t know exactly what salt will do to an engine, but it probably had something to with his frequent breakdowns and stall outs. Finally to top it all off, I would masturbate into his conditioner, which he used every day. And we got him a subscription to gay porn under his name (using his stolen debit card) with his parents mailing address. His dad was not happy to find out.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.