Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

"Rollin' around in my sexual juices" should be the ...

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To begin with, Adam was a constant liar. He would go buy beer then call his girlfriend (who had no idea he drank) and talk about how I drank all the time. Man, did she hate me. He was a weird guy and I felt sorry for him so I let stuff like that go. Who cares if his girlfriend hated me. I invited him along whenever my friends and I would go out. I didn't even get mad at him when I wanted to use his computer but he wouldn't let me because he was going to the bathroom to watch foot porn and jerk it (which he did about 6 times a day). I even tried to wingman a couple of times when he was trying to cheat on his girlfriend. One night though, he crossed the line. I had a few friends over and we had just started drinking because I had just finished my Organic Chemistry homework. He leaves and says he is going to get some food. 5 minutes later he comes back and says the landlady just talked to him and is going to kick us out. I freak out, expecting the worst. He said he was going home for the night. What really happened was he called his Mom and said that we were throwing a big party and everyone was having sex and he couldn't take it, just because he wanted to move back home and be closer to his girlfriend. His Mom called and talked to my Dad about it. I had to explain to my Father that Adam was a habitual liar. So before he came back to finish out the week and move out, we had a party. I had sex in his bed 3 times and made sure every drop of sexual juices were on his sheets or pillow. He slept in that for the next few days. How does it feel to know you rolled all around in my semen Adam? Bitch.

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