I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Is there a box for "cat pee damage" on this form?
Hey old roomie! Remember the time I told you I was allergic to cat pee? no? of course not, as I have told you 4 times, yet you still would let your cat pee on all my stuff... You know that futon i left in the living room, that you thought I left because I am a nice person? Well I am not, your cat peed on that one really bad, I just flipped over the mattress. Remember the day I convinced you you were allergic to pot? I lied, youre not, thats the high your supposed to feel on it. Maybe before saying some sexist remark about how you are stronger than me because i am a woman, you should make sure your strong enough first, because I proved you wrong to your face... Also each time you talk about being a man and how big your C*ck is, you embarrass yourself, because contrairy to what you believe, my friends werent kidding when they said you freak them out, especially after bashing gay guys but hitting on all my guy friends that come over, or when you stand and pretend to read stuff on the bulletin board to eaves drop, but we all know that its blank (uhhh hello!). So next time you call up the landlord and say that i forced you to letting me off the lease and you didnt know what was going on, make sure I dont have a copy of the form you signed, because I told her exactly why I moved out. Have fun paying for flood damage, cat pee damage and broken door frames by yourself, because there was no way in hell i was gonna pay for your distructiveness
I W |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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