Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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That wouldn't have been fair to the baby.

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You drank 5 out of 7 nights and came home plastered every time, knowing that I had to get up at 5 AM for practice. Not only did I have to deal with you being plastered all the time, but I had to wake up to the sounds of your boyfriend ass pounding you in the bathroom. That was the last straw. So I decided to treat you the way you should be treated. So I pissed in your shampoo bottle, scrubbed the toilet with your toothbrush and considered gently microwaving your birth control so it wouldn't work...but I decided to go easy.

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