Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

They definitely know now.

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This confession goes out to my girlfriend's roommates. Hello bitches. I had a great year being the S.O. of your roommate. I didn't, but what I am doing is getting the last laugh. While there are still some months left on the house lease, I must admit to my actions. You five are all vile, vile human beings. You can't clean up after yourselves, you play loud music late at night, strive for attention and complain when boys give you none, and are generally just all around bad people. The kitchen and bathrooms are always disgusting, you waste electricity and gas, daddy pays for everything, and you all are just stupid, stupid people. Not to mention you treat my girl like shit all the time. Now, I know I'm not your roommate, but I felt that enough was enough. So, while you sluts go out partying and whoring it up and who else knows what, my girlfriend and I get it on. I bet you girls never realize why your face and hand towels are sticky the next day.

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