Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

4/20 Revenge

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My roommate freshman year was the definition of pathetic little bitch. He was repugnant in every sense of the word, one little thing could just throw off his entire day. Then he would mope and sulk until you asked him what was wrong, which would inevitably be something insignificant. Sometimes he would just start fights to get attention because everyone in the dorm hated him for being such a debbie downer. He would smoke weed on occasion, but as the year went on, he got more and more "stressed," and to compensate, began to smoke multiple times a day. I got sick and tired of the room smelling like skunk, the 3am wakeups, and the constant cries for attention, so on 4/20, I took revenge. He had been smoking since midnight, and in his delirium, dropped his stash on the floor in the middle of the room as he fell into bed. I saw this when I woke up and took it upon myself to flush his pot down the shitter. He spent the whole day retracing his steps looking for it like a lost puppy, crying to all his other friends and bumming blunts off of other stoners like a hippie hobo. I couldn\'t help but laugh my ass off.

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