Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Promotion Boards.

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I was in the Army in the early 90's. In the Army they have these things called Promotion Boards. They basically are 7 high ranking people in your chain of command asking you every conceivable question about the military, your job, current events etc while you stand at attention and try not to let the sweat that's dripping into your eye bother you. They are incredibly stressful and your promotion is riding on them. So I had one on a Monday, and the weekend before, my roommate came in completely drunk at like 3am Saturday morning, Sunday morning and even in the wee hours of Monday morning. He threw on all the lights, cranked the stereo and basically made an ass of himself. I tried to play the good soldier the first two nights, but Monday I had a Board in like 5 hours. So I jumped out of bed and punched him square in the face. Blood squirted everywhere and he went down like he'd been shot. Ok, that was funnier in my head....

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