I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Hugging? HOW DARE THEY.
I used to work at a daycare where I had a boss who REALLY got off on making/enforcing stupid rules for the children. To name a few, the kids could only play with certain toys at certain times of the day, they were absolutely not allowed to play super-heroes, and for some unfathomably dumb reason there was no "birthday talk" allowed. All of these "offenses" are punishable by various means. Anyway, one day I see her loudly blow her lid at a couple 4 year olds and send them off into time out. When I asked her what they did wrong, she looked me dead in the eye and snapped "They were HUGGING." In response to my blank stare, she gravely explains how there is now a "zero-tolerance" hugging policy for the kids because sometimes "they pick each other up and that is too rough". In addition, i was henceforth expected to enforce this dumbass policy. Not only did I never enforce it, but I always played Iron Man with the kids when she went off shift. Childhood wins, you cranky bitch.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »