I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Should have checked the view
One night when I went to a different city with my (now ex) boyfriend, we stopped in at his ex's place. As it turned out, this guy had another one of his exes free-loading at the apartment, but was too non-confrontational to tell him to get out. Well, being the king of passive aggressive retaliation, I started chatting up the apartment’s owner when my boyfriend went for more drinks. One thing led to another and my boyfriend and I ended up having a three-way with him an adjacent room. A few months later, I met a guy at a club and was surprised when he said he knew me. Turns out, he visited the apartment that night. It also turned out that the bedroom’s window opened onto the apartment’s balcony, and everyone decided to watch the action. Oh well, still the best sex I’ve ever had.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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