Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
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New level of cock blocking

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I'm in town and invite this old friend of mine to the bar. The last time we saw each other we had fooled around and this chick is known to have a robust libido, with no shame about it. I figure this is my safety chick for the night since I am not in the mood to put any type of ground work. Well it turns out this friend of mine brought her companion along, an ex of mine from a previous relationship. I pay no attention to it I figure I still have a shot, nope. My ex was cock blocking me all night long, she was trying to sleep with the same girl I was. The moment I even tried to utter a couple of words she came in and literally dragged the other girl away. My female friend would only look at me with disbelief and whispered, she is jealous. To make matters worse is by the end of the night she told me, you should have said thats what you wanted. Well I'm sorry if I was too discreet, I probably should have disclosed my lecherous intentions. Believe me, I thought maybe a threesome was in the works, but my ex dressed and played the bro part. I was left speechless, and disillusioned for my lesbian fantasy, lesson learned.

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