I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
on my mind
One Christmas Eve I was on the computer, hanging out with my husband. Everyone else had gone to sleep. I felt something on my shoulder, and turned my head to see that my husband's dick was laid out on my shoulder! i laughed and said, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I was putting it on your shoulder so it would be on your mind later." I bumped my head on the floor when i fell out of the computer chair, laughing.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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