I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I could be Frodo...
So my boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship, and don't see each other that often, and when we do the time we have together is often not "alone time". Because of this, he and I have taken to skype sex. Anyways, there was one night a while ago, where we were just starting to be dirty, and I had just begun to undress, admittedly very sexily. Expecting a response from my boyfriend, I listened. What came out of his mouth? "Well, if you're Gandalf...". Turns out he had fallen asleep for a split second, and his tired mind can come up with some... interesting things. Not to mention it definitely killed the mood.
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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