Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I recently came back early from a one week sport course with my class, where I managed to injure my leg with an axe. Since the beds in my room were bunk beds and my back then friends didn't want to sleep on the top I agreed to sleep there. Unfortunately as I injured my leg I couldn't climb on the bed anymore and I asked politely both of them to switch beds so that I don't have to climb a ladder with stitches on my leg. To my great surprise those jerks refused and wouldn't switch beds until the whole class turned on them and stopped talking to them, as if it wasn't enough when they went to the city later that they (I couldn't as I was forbidden to step on that leg) they bought Pepsi (which all 3 of us paid for) and when I asked for a sip they told me to go fetch myself a glass from the other end of the quarters, which I obviously couldn't despite the fact that both of them drank from the bottle and that a day earlier I gave them both water when we were out cycling and they were thirsty. To top it all the one of them made a mark on the bottle with a marker indicating where the surface of the drink was before he left for another trip and told me that he would check if the liquid still touches the mark when he returns despite the fact that I lend him some equipment for the trip. At this point I was furious, so once he left I drank as much as I wanted and made sure that the liquid matched the mark, to his great misfortune the liquid that ensured the fullness of the bottle was concentrated almost odorless vinegar. Moral of the story: Don't be a jerk to someone just because you think he can't get back at you.

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