I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I know that couch !
So this girl I'm dating now calls me up and starts yelling at me about a video on the internet. She send me a link to a website with a video of some girl masturbating. It turns out the the girl masturbating was my ex and my new girlfriend recognized the couch she was on. What the heck are the odds that she would find that video and recognize my couch......Needless to say, I had a lot of explaining to do.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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